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Adam Sandler
Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
"The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3" (4:18)
Put on your yamulke
It's time for Chukah Once again it's Onakah
The miracle of Chanukah.
Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no
We get eight crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
So here comes number three!
Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will & Grace"'s Debra Messing.
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon Never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show, "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
(Just kidding Tommy!)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!
Put on the yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica
Celebrates Chanukah.
Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match to gold
medalist Sarah Hughes (Her mama's Jewish!)
Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of?
Their painful circumcision.
As for half jewish actors
Sean Penn is quite the great one.
And Marlon Brando,
Not a jew at all!
But It looks to me like he ate one!
There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
But first came Hebrew school.
Natalie Portman-ukah
It's time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.
So get a high colonic-ah
And soil your long john-ukahs
If you really really want-ukah.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chan-u-kah!
So shalom this Hanukkah, from Mr. Sandler and me.
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